You are here

Moron Commits Robbery in Lincoln Memorial Bookstore

Share

Published Date

July 30, 2008

Should this sign also say "Remember to Change Your Clothes"? Photo by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Video_surveillance_sign.jpg]Quadell[/... via Wikipedia.

Some people are just too stupid to be successful criminals. Consider the case of one guy who, while wearing a court-ordered monitoring device, robbed a man at the Lincoln Memorial bookstore in full view of the surveillance camera.

On the afternoon of Monday, June 30th, the security camera at the Lincoln Memorial bookstore recorded a robbery perpetrated by two men. One of the thieves distracted the victim while his pickpocket accomplice relieved the man of his wallet.

The thieves left the bookstore, went to a nearby store, and used one of the credit cards from the stolen wallet to make a purchase. The store’s surveillance video documented this crime as well..

An information bulletin disseminated by Glenn Lupino, the detective assigned to the case, prompted a phone call on July 16 from the head of security at DC Court Services. Lupino was told that one of the perps caught on camera was meeting with his probation officer even as they spoke. He was also told that this same perp was wearing a court-ordered monitoring device – a device whose GPS information confirmed he’d been at the Lincoln Memorial (and later, near the store where the credit card was used) on the date and at the approximate times of the crimes.

Detective Luppino and another officer contacted the probation office. It turns out that the perp had arrived at the probation office wearing the same outfit he’d been wearing when captured on video committing his crimes.

The perp, who is surely not the brightest bulb on the string, was arrested and charged with “robbery by stealth.” That’s right; stealth!

The second suspect remains at large.

Support National Parks Traveler

National Parks Traveler is a small, editorially independent 501(c)(3) nonprofit media organization. The Traveler is not part of the federal government nor a corporate subsidiary. Your support helps ensure the Traveler's news and feature coverage of national parks and protected areas endures. 

EIN: 26-2378789

Support Essential Coverage of Essential Places

A copy of National Parks Traveler's financial statements may be obtained by sending a stamped, self-addressed envelope to: National Parks Traveler, P.O. Box 980452, Park City, Utah 84098. National Parks Traveler was formed in the state of Utah for the purpose of informing and educating about national parks and protected areas.

Residents of the following states may obtain a copy of our financial and additional information as stated below:

  • Florida: A COPY OF THE OFFICIAL REGISTRATION AND FINANCIAL INFORMATION FOR NATIONAL PARKS TRAVELER, (REGISTRATION NO. CH 51659), MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE DIVISION OF CONSUMER SERVICES BY CALLING 800-435-7352 OR VISITING THEIR WEBSITE. REGISTRATION DOES NOT IMPLY ENDORSEMENT, APPROVAL, OR RECOMMENDATION BY THE STATE.
  • Georgia: A full and fair description of the programs and financial statement summary of National Parks Traveler is available upon request at the office and phone number indicated above.
  • Maryland: Documents and information submitted under the Maryland Solicitations Act are also available, for the cost of postage and copies, from the Secretary of State, State House, Annapolis, MD 21401 (410-974-5534).
  • North Carolina: Financial information about this organization and a copy of its license are available from the State Solicitation Licensing Branch at 888-830-4989 or 919-807-2214. The license is not an endorsement by the State.
  • Pennsylvania: The official registration and financial information of National Parks Traveler may be obtained from the Pennsylvania Department of State by calling 800-732-0999. Registration does not imply endorsement.
  • Virginia: Financial statements are available from the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, 102 Governor Street, Richmond, Virginia 23219.
  • Washington: National Parks Traveler is registered with Washington State’s Charities Program as required by law and additional information is available by calling 800-332-4483 or visiting www.sos.wa.gov/charities, or on file at Charities Division, Office of the Secretary of State, State of Washington, Olympia, WA 98504.

Add comment

CAPTCHA

This question is for testing whether or not you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.

Image CAPTCHA
Enter the characters shown in the image.

Your support helps the National Parks Traveler increase awareness of the wonders and issues confronting national parks and protected areas.

Support Our Mission

INN Member

The easiest way to explore RV-friendly National Park campgrounds.

The Essential RVing Guide to the National Parks

Here’s the definitive guide to National Park System campgrounds where RVers can park their rigs.

Our app is packed with RVing- specific details on more than 250 campgrounds in more than 70 national parks.

You’ll also find stories about RVing in the parks, tips helpful if you’ve just recently become an RVer, and useful planning suggestions.

The Essential RVing Guide to the National Parks

FREE for iPhones and Android phones.