Told that Mystery Spot 34 is a natural feature located in a national park that is not one of the 58 National Park-designated units of the National Park System, you were tasked to identify it from the clues provided below:

Kate's highborn mate has a balding pate.

If details are all you glean, the overall pattern may not be seen.

This water body bears the same name as a g-man school of enduring fame.

Where do you find yourself when you become hopelessly stuck in a sorry situation and you don't even possess a bladed implement of the appropriate design?

The answer is Quantico Creek in Prince William Forest Park. Situated in the piedmont forests about 35 miles south of Washington, DC, Prince William Forest Park offers a variety of recreational opportunities, including windshield touring on a Scenic Drive loop, wildlife viewing, picnicking, fishing, hiking, bicycling, and what is arguably the best drive-in and cabin camping in northern Virginia.  Most of the park lies in the watershed of Quantico Creek, a tidal tributary of the Potomac River.

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Here is how the clues lead to the answer:

Kate's highborn mate is Prince William.

When a person focuses so intently on details that s/he cannot discern an overall pattern, it is said that s/he "cannot see the forest for the trees."

The FBI Academy, a school for FBI agents ("g-men"), is famously located at Marine Corps Base Quantico in Quantico, Virginia. The FBI Academy, like the Marine base, is usually referred to as Quantico.

If you are hopelessly stuck in a sorry situation, you are said to be "up the creek without a paddle."